Look how fucking cool this place is. I’ll be here every weekend this summer.

inspired by: one, two.

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QuestionWHATS LOVE BUG SEASON I JUST MOVED HERE WHATS GOING ON Answer

fuckingflorida:

ohhhhhhhhhh boy are you in for a treat, anon,

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sherlocklaterz:

Never forget. 09/11/01

michiganathletics:

Michigan Men.

putthatazztowork:

crossfitters:

Dmitry Klokov snatch front raise + sotts press 60 kg

I’m convinced Dmitry Klokov just tries to come up with stupid exercises to troll Americans.

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QuestionYou single? Answer

No

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pansexualpotatoe:

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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This is great

wilhelminaslayter:

jenniferstolzer:

shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was… 

There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.

iilluminaughty:

Only thing better than a smart girl, is a smart girl into freaky shit on the low.

saltwaterliving:

i missed the one about my own city… c’mon now

Gold.

Way to represent Melbourne!

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